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- I used to do technical support/help-desk
work and I promised myself that I would never go nuts on a poor
tech support person if I had a problem with my computer. I have
been the recipient of many rants and have been made to feel pretty
bad about my company and their lack of competence.
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- While I usually was able
to resolve problems, my customers often brought up valid points
that needed to be addressed. These points would be passed up
our chain of command to ensure that each and every one of our
customer complaints would be ignored by the highest ranking officials
in the company.
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- Needless to say, when the
customers said that we didn't care about them, they were right.
Also needless to say, I do not do technical support any more.
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- I do remember occasionally
receiving email that would get copied and passed around because
of its unusual content. Most of the time these were death threats,
other potentially "dangerous" emails, or ignorant ramblings,
but once in a while we would receive an extrememly insightful
or humorous email that accurately depicted why the "little"
problems that they were experiencing were a source of incredible
annoyance.
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- It is in this last fashion
that I try to write my complaints to technical support. For instance,
I had a tough evening with my computer recently and I had a big
problem that required an insane answer. After "resolving"
this problem, I decided to do something a bit easier...
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- AN OPEN LETTER TO
HOTMAIL TECHNICAL SUPPORT
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- I want to create new folders
for my Hotmail account.
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- Here are the steps I have
followed (taken directly from the Help page):
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- 1. On the Folders page, click
Create New.
- 2. In the New Folder Name
box, type a name for your folder, and then click OK.
- After a rough day of dealing
with absolutely insane Microsoft pieces of junk such as "Documagix
Help Files" that offer no help and were written by geeks
for people that have no need of any specific information, I figured
that creating a folder in my Hotmail account would be the perfect
antidote to such lunatic endeavors.
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- Of course, this doesn't work
and the Hotmail help files give me no idea where to start troubleshooting
the problem.
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- Some things I have tried
to create my Hotmail folders:
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- At first I thought that I
was using unacceptable characters in the folder name. I then
used underscores instead of spaces, still no new folders.
After this, I made sure that I didn't use any capital letters,
still no folders.
I was finally reduced to using a single lower-case letter for
the name of the folder and, yes, you guessed it, still no folder.
I stopped just short of taking a magic marker and writing a fake
folder entry directly on the computer screen. (My wife took the
marker away from me before I could get the cap off of it.)
I realize that this is a relatively unimportant issue.
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- The only problem is that
my computer and all of its sofware has somehow been able to deduce
that of all days, THIS day is the one when I actually need my
software to work.
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- After struggling to send
out a single fax (a 3 hour feat which required that I dig up
another computer out of mothballs, drop plain text documents
to a floppy disk, troubleshoot the mothballed computer's modem
and then fax the document with an archaic Windows 3.1 program),
I figured that I could archive some important files on this email
account and feel better for having actually accomplished something
without having to do brain surgery. I have other hotmail accounts
that I have created idiotic folders for (e.g. "Urgent Pornography,"
"Phyllis Diller Erotica," and "Hate Mail for Dwarfs"),
and yet when I have to archive IMPORTANT email, it does not work.
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- Please fix the Hotmail issue,
better yet, just send someone to my house to kill me. Death has
to be better than having the All Knowing Microsoft find a way
to ruin every single thing I've worked on today.
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- Christ, what a day I'm having.
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- Sincerely,
- Frank Emsley.
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